Sgt. Pepper and Edna Adine

A Refreshing Take

A lot of conservative pundits have understandably applauded something that happened at that religious school south of Salt Lake recently, but here's a refreshing liberal take in support of the much discussed honor code and it's high profile enforcement.

Rooting for BYU's Sex Ban 
by Jonathan Zimmerman
http://www.philly.com/philly/opinion/117785783.html?cmpid=15585797

Fred Rogers congressional testimony remains relevant today

According to the Wikipedia, in 1969, Rogers appeared before the United States Senate Subcommittee on Communications. His goal was to support funding for PBS and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, in response to significant proposed cuts. In about six minutes of testimony, Rogers spoke of the need for social and emotional education that public television provided. He passionately argued that alternative television programming like his Neighborhood helped encourage children to become happy and productive citizens, sometimes opposing less positive messages in media and in popular culture. He even recited the lyrics to one of his songs. The chairman of the subcommittee, John O. Pastore, was not previously familiar with Rogers' work, and was sometimes described as impatient. However, he reported that the testimony had given him goosebumps, and declared, "I think it's wonderful. Looks like you just earned the $20 million." The subsequent congressional appropriation, for 1971, increased PBS funding from $9 million to $22 million.

Wonder of Wonders

Do you ever wake up with a song in your mind and you're not quite sure how it got there? This happened to me this morning. I found myself humming this song and sub-vocalizing these words from Fiddler on the Roof:

Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles-
God took up Daniel once again,
Stood by his and side and- miracle of miracles-
Walked him through the lions den!

Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles-
I was afraid that God would frown,
But like he did so long ago, at Jericho,
God just made a wall fall down!
When Moses softened Pharaohs heart, that was a miracle.
When God made the waters of the red sea part, that was a miracle too!
But of all God's miracles large and small,
The most miraculous one of all
Is that out of a worthless lump of clay,
God has made a man today.

Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles-
God took the tailor by the hand
Turned him around and- miracle of miracles- Led him to the promised land!

When David slew Goliath (yes!), that was a miracle.
When God gave us matter in the wilderness, that was a miracle too.
But of all God's miracles large and small,
The most miraculous one of all
Is the one I thought could never be:
God has given you to me.

Limericks for Work

my.uen is a rich treasure

It helps teachers to a great measure

Communication

Is the foundation

And using it well is a pleasure

At UEN we embrace learning

It keeps our minds constantly yearning

We help great teachers

Become tech leaders

And for this, their praise we are earning

Parents give their children lots of thought

They fight hard for them to be well taught

Their kids should do well

And always excel

UEN helps this battle be fought

Warm springtime will soon be upon us

With UEN spring can be a plus

With games and great vids

Adults, teens and kids

Can make their cell screens a world campus

Brain awareness month helps us all think
But brain injuries really do stink
So to avoid pain
And protect your brain

A good helmet is the missing link

We’re pushing out a new LMS

Learning Management Systems are us

Campuses and schools

Will all use these tools

Utah teachers and students they’ll bless

A teacher lad who called himself Dan

Went a searching for a lesson plan

At UEN he

Found tons that free

Now his principal says Dan’s “The Man.”

A writer who called herself Annie

Of UEN was a fan, you see

She used Pioneer

Her research was clear

Now she’s an author of fantasy

A poor entrepreneur from Panguitch

Was seeking to make a great sandwich

At UEN he

Found recipes free

He’s now rich from his Panguitch sandwich

Bob loved the planet of Venus

But not quite so much as Uranus

At UEN Bob

Found science to laud

And now he is seen as a genius

My Blog Returns - With Some Humor

I graduated in May. My mom died in September. It's been a busy time, but it's time again to resume my blog here. And to celebrate I've got some awful, original jokes:

What do Twitter fans do at Halloween?

They go trick-or-tweeting.

What do wicker basket-weavers do at Halloween?

They go wicker-weaving.

What do alcoholic milk cows do at Halloween?

They go liquor-teating.