Of course "banana" as in "bananafannafoefannafeefifoefannabanana" can be fun, too, which brings me to this recipe for Banana Mocknog...
1 banana that's starting to turn brown
1 cup of crushed ice
1/4 cup of milk
a few drops vanilla extract
a dash of nutmeg
a dash of cinnamon
Although you have no eggs, no refined sugar, very little cholesterol and fat, you do have a smoothie that tastes a lot like eggnog and has all the benefits of banana--dietary fiber, potassium, and vitamins B6 and C.
Another banana thought:
(Variation: I tried substituting real eggnog for the milk the other day, but didn't like it as much as the guilt-free version.)